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draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

useless-swedenfacts:


jag försökte hitta nån bild på juholt för att illustrera trenden med svenska politiker som ser ut som fiktiva ting och hittade detta tror inte ens att det är ‘shoppat hjälp

jävligt bra gjord shoop isf

useless-swedenfacts:

jag försökte hitta nån bild på juholt för att illustrera trenden med svenska politiker som ser ut som fiktiva ting och hittade detta tror inte ens att det är ‘shoppat hjälp

jävligt bra gjord shoop isf

useless-swedenfacts:

p12 stands for “pojke 12 år” which literally means “boy 12 yrs old”

sloppy:

the deepest post on this site

sloppy:

the deepest post on this site

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

I didn’t know how much I needed aliens eating and sitting on sweets in space until now

I didn’t know how much I needed aliens eating and sitting on sweets in space until now

useless-swedenfacts:

swedes have crackers called ‘digestive’ and theyre pronounced

  • dig (like the word dig)
  • estive(like in he word estimate +ve)

its so hideous